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Unlucky MAN...

A man in Orange County, Fla., was killed in a freak accident Thursday when he was run over by his own car, according to a Local 6 News report. Police said the 62-year-old man was pushing his car from behind on Goldeneye Drive Thursday when the vehicle somehow rolled over him. The man's identity was not released Thursday.

 

Caw accident

SOUTH DAKOTA- The Highway Patrol says few car crashes this morning was caused by roaming cows.
Captain Brandon Kevin Sanders (typical name from US) says three cows were loose by a itinerant rodeo show (typical too).
The extent of the injuries are not yet known

 

There is no respect anymore

 

 

As my Grand Father said

I'm not an alcoholic, I'm a drunk!
Alcoholics go to meetings!

The drunker I sit here, the longer I get.

Everybody should believe in something.
I believe I'll have another drink.

I'm not as think as you drunk I am.

 

 

Being single is nice...

A frustrated German housewife called police because her husband would not stop watching porn movies. The 44-year-old woman, from Aachen, dialled the emergency police number and told the dispatcher in a weepy voice there was an emergency.

But when officers arrived at the scene they found her pacing the apartment while her husband, 46, sat in front of the TV watching a blue movie. She told the police: "Nothing will move him, not even if I offer him the real thing, and he has the TV on so loud I'm sure the neighbours can hear it."

She was told however that there was nothing the police could do in such a case, but refer her to a counsellor for help.

 

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